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…Ele…

I will buy this, and we will make him wear it.

Good luck with that.

No. 

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This is Wilburt, Ele.

The second he’s brave enough to trespass into my territory, he will do this.

He’s plotting it. I know. All those hours he spends sleeping and mimicking a speed bump…this is what he envisions.

Merely trying to check your pulse, such a responsible cat he is.

In other words, I can hardly believe he would even try pawing at your neck, or face for that matter.

Rather; sit on it and wait untill you tell him where’s Matilda. 

So then he can leave his scent on it. 

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Hey Ele…

Not an option.

Why not?

Only if you return the favor.
I would like to see you in a suit.

That’s not equivalent.

I’ll wear my mask, underwear, undershirt and a holster, as well as my boots.

You’ve got yourself quite a deal here.
I like that. 

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Hey Ele…

Not an option.

Why not?

Only if you return the favor.
I would like to see you in a suit.

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Hey Ele…

Not an option.

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(Warning: Male torso nudity and suggestive touching I guess.)

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(Hnghhh, you know how much I love this.

The way you’ve portrayed them both is just so intimitate. I simply adore how casually he looks, while she seems to be getting friskier, hngh.

Forever keeping this open so I can drool, and drool, and drool   .
…I would write more if only my potato mind would cooperate for once.)

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im pissed off because this cat is just a circle

Ele, it’s your cat again.

Not as fat as mine, but close enough.

Are you sure yours didn’t run away? That could have burned some calories…after he stopped rolling from the inertia of his weight and had to continue walking.

He’s sitting right on my lap for your information. Don’t you dare say a bad word about him.

Were those bad words? That was not my intention. I thought women liked fat, cute things…like babies.

I will defend the pride of your pussy. Just keep it in your lap and away from me.

Oh, we do. Most of us, at least. I’m rather picky, as you might know.
Indeed. Defend it however you want, for you aren’t getting it anytime soon.

Trust me, I know.

Nothing is good enough for you and your pussy.

You can keep it to yourself. Just make sure to pet it, wash it, and feed it. I don’t need it to come over here and beg me for my meat.

Dear, don’t instist on making me laugh.
It would rather starve than beg for it, knowing you.

I will keep it all to myself if I wish.
Much to someone’s dismay, it seems. 

I insist. You look good doing it.

Besides, it’s the only appropriate way to color your skin.

I almost took insult for your ‘knowing you’ comment before I recalled that we were discussing your fat ass cat.

I don’t need pussy. If I wanted companionship, I’d buy a dog. A male, as I’m not fond of bitches.

Now that is simply flattering.
I would like to hear such comments more often.

Do not fret over it. We weren’t picking on more intimate subjects in the first place, were we?

You would look good holding a leash in your hand, or rather, at the end of it.

Don’t get too greedy. It’s still weird to see you all…pink and girly.

But picking at ‘intimate’ subjects is what we do….searching for each others nerves.

This is all sounding very sexual.

You know you would want to take the leash for yourself. You’ve mentioned it before. As for your little friend, you could use a leash with it. But then it might be…too sensitive and tender to run away.

I am not greedy. Women find it to be both; desirable and affectionate.

Words hold a great value to them if spoken honestly.

Indeed we do, but isn’t that satisfying?


Oh, I would. I am a possessive soul. I won’t share with anyone, not in the slightiest. Mhm, I could. Yet, I prefer to leave it be…as it is.


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im pissed off because this cat is just a circle

Ele, it’s your cat again.

Not as fat as mine, but close enough.

Are you sure yours didn’t run away? That could have burned some calories…after he stopped rolling from the inertia of his weight and had to continue walking.

He’s sitting right on my lap for your information. Don’t you dare say a bad word about him.

Were those bad words? That was not my intention. I thought women liked fat, cute things…like babies.

I will defend the pride of your pussy. Just keep it in your lap and away from me.

Oh, we do. Most of us, at least. I’m rather picky, as you might know.
Indeed. Defend it however you want, for you aren’t getting it anytime soon.

Trust me, I know.

Nothing is good enough for you and your pussy.

You can keep it to yourself. Just make sure to pet it, wash it, and feed it. I don’t need it to come over here and beg me for my meat.

Dear, don’t instist on making me laugh.
It would rather starve than beg for it, knowing you.

I will keep it all to myself if I wish.
Much to someone’s dismay, it seems. 

I insist. You look good doing it.

Besides, it’s the only appropriate way to color your skin.

I almost took insult for your ‘knowing you’ comment before I recalled that we were discussing your fat ass cat.

I don’t need pussy. If I wanted companionship, I’d buy a dog. A male, as I’m not fond of bitches.

Now that is simply flattering.
I would like to hear such comments more often.

Do not fret over it. We weren’t picking on more intimate subjects in the first place, were we?

You would look good holding a leash in your hand, or rather, at the end of it.

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im pissed off because this cat is just a circle

Ele, it’s your cat again.

Not as fat as mine, but close enough.

Are you sure yours didn’t run away? That could have burned some calories…after he stopped rolling from the inertia of his weight and had to continue walking.

He’s sitting right on my lap for your information. Don’t you dare say a bad word about him.

Were those bad words? That was not my intention. I thought women liked fat, cute things…like babies.

I will defend the pride of your pussy. Just keep it in your lap and away from me.

Oh, we do. Most of us, at least. I’m rather picky, as you might know.
Indeed. Defend it however you want, for you aren’t getting it anytime soon.

Trust me, I know.

Nothing is good enough for you and your pussy.

You can keep it to yourself. Just make sure to pet it, wash it, and feed it. I don’t need it to come over here and beg me for my meat.

Dear, don’t instist on making me laugh.
It would rather starve than beg for it, knowing you.

I will keep it all to myself if I wish.
Much to someone’s dismay, it seems. 

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im pissed off because this cat is just a circle

Ele, it’s your cat again.

Not as fat as mine, but close enough.

Are you sure yours didn’t run away? That could have burned some calories…after he stopped rolling from the inertia of his weight and had to continue walking.

He’s sitting right on my lap for your information. Don’t you dare say a bad word about him.

Were those bad words? That was not my intention. I thought women liked fat, cute things…like babies.

I will defend the pride of your pussy. Just keep it in your lap and away from me.

Oh, we do. Most of us, at least. I’m rather picky as you might know.
Indeed. Defend it however you want, for you aren’t getting it anytime soon.

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